About Me:

A smiling man with glasses holding an owl on his gloved hand indoors, with other people and plants in the background.

(I’m on the right)

Some people do sports or meditate to relax. I make weird stuff.

I’m a professional Mechanical Product Design Engineer and have spent over a decade getting pretty good at making things for mass production. I’ve designed 3D printers, brain scanning headsets, burrito holders, and everything in between.

I’m also a silly goose. I love making my friends and family (and sometimes even strangers) laugh.

Growing up in New England, I was literally surrounded by Dunkin’ Donuts. It became a core part of my identity and diet. One day, I decided to combine my love of mass manufactured donut treats with my knowledge of mass manufactured gadgets - and the first version of the Donut Hole-der was born.

I didn’t stop there, though. I spent a year refining the dimensions, creating a machine to help measure nearly 100 donuts, and even patented the design. I’m proud of this thing, and hope you are proud of me too.

I had grand ambitions of partnering with Dunkin’ to make this. I even made them a website plea. Ultimately, it fell on deaf ears so I’m taking matters into my own hands.

Welcome to the future. The future of donut hole-ding.

💗 Sam